the best damn thing

boh! wassup! today i want to talk about me profession.

i do have several professions, photography, singing, brainwashing... but there's actually a very insignificant one - video editing. when i joined faps last year, i didn't know the full name was actually "film and photography society"; the hell there's a "film" in front. i thought i was joining a photography club... so you know as the vice chairperson of the society i had to come out with something related to "film". teachers said i dun have to worry because we were actually doing videotaping for most of the school events but u know, that's called a videotaping, not filming.

it was really a nightmare before i eventually came out with the idea of "campus tv"(or should it be tv campus? wadever u like...) and that's how u guys see things like "bird shit show" and the "teacher's day show"... i is confident enough to say that u guys loved them but what the fuck, i is sorry to say that the show is not continuing any more because i is not the person in control. yar i know i should have at least write some proposal to save this project but watz the point of doing something that is gonna be rejected anyway? fuck that!

after that, there was only videotaping. it sucks, but i still have to do it. mao tze tung (was it he?) said, "if someone rapes you when you can't resist, enjoy it." ait, so i did it man; some more, i did it with my love.

so ladies and gentlemen let's watch this opening video presentation for the ministry of education invitational debate championship 2008 grand final (freakin long name indeed, look at surname 'n u'll see why).


in the beginning mr kenneth lee passed me some classical songs and wanted me to use them as the background music. i could imagine wad kind of product he was expecting from me... if the video seriously came out like wad he thought, it would be a shame on me. i cracked that cd and dumped it into dustbin (sorry mr lee). i started to plan something really cool, that the audience could feel the excitement and fury of the debate. graffiti font and scratching sounds are perfect. and i was considering the music... classical pieces? muahaha, no! hiphop? go suck its own ****! i decided that rock-techno was the most appropriate. and where do you think i got the scratchin sound effect from? - need for speed most wanted...

i have nothing to say about that ministry guy who asked me to lower the volume of the sound. i told him "sir, it's not my job". seriously, he didn't know that the ava control room can adjust the volume...

wad? what's name of the font that i used? good question. personally i love the font; it gives me a sense of street art. ait, the font is called "linkin park". u should have seen it on linkin park's album "hybrid theory", "meteora" & "reanimation".

so how do you like me video? cool huh? yar, it's the best i could do with the facilities & materials given... yar... "filmed"... with home camcoder... edited on pc...

hang a moment. dis morning my cell mate said he's going for self-exile, and he is missing since 9am. sounds like a joke doesn't it? let's assume it's a joke...